1. i hope u choke on a frozen dick pop
2. i hope u piss glass particles out for the next 3 weeks
3. i hope the harddrive to your mac crashes into nothingness
4. i hope u reach into your closet and end up in Narnia
5. on christmas eve.. i hope u get butt raped by snow whites' 7 dwarves
6. i hope that u accidently cause mike tyson drop his only ice cream sundae
7. i hope u sing a duet with the new boys
8. i hope u join the fnf street team
9. i hope u find horse semen IN YOUR CHIPOTLE burrito!!
10. i hope u accidenlty pump cooking oil into your gas tank