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Eli Porter - Lyrical Genius

  • ExposingTheWicked's picture
    says: (28 Jan '10)

    Ok, for those who still belive Eli does not deserves a deal at FNF. Here is a lil breakdown of his lyrical abilities. Eli porter is a genius, yet so many fail to see it ;(

    Ok let us begin

     

     

     

    I got one question mayne, tell me who's next?
    This nigga so buttnigua who begin the best
    See I'm The best mayne, I did it. ( I really did it)

     

     

    So he basicly, starts out by saying, who's next? he is a visionary... he allready thinking about the next battle. Then he goes and says that hes the best, becouse he did it. Then he suddenlhy stopped.. but here is a explenation why he stopped...

     **Eli stopped

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ExposingTheWicked's picture
on January 28, 2010

Ok, for those who still belive Eli does not deserves a deal at FNF. Here is a lil breakdown of his lyrical abilities. Eli porter is a genius, yet so many fail to see it ;(

Ok let us begin

 

 

 

I got one question mayne, tell me who's next?
This nigga so buttnigua who begin the best
See I'm The best mayne, I did it. ( I really did it)

 

 

So he basicly, starts out by saying, who's next? he is a visionary... he allready thinking about the next battle. Then he goes and says that hes the best, becouse he did it. Then he suddenlhy stopped.. but here is a explenation why he stopped...

 **Eli stopped rapping on purpose. He knew the words "I really mean it" were coming on the track. That's why he said "I'm the best" again, then? mouths along with the track "I really mean it." The judges didn't catch on to this and stopped the music. When they finally brought it back Eli continued his genius lyrics.  He later calls this "I messed up, but imma stay on top" wich he reffers to this part. He there shows his talent to stay genius even when something unpredicted happens.**

 

 

Yo, See Imma let you know who the best , By the hour
This like Rosie O'Donell at a bi-sexual bridal shower

 

 

So Eli goes , and says, he let's us all know that he is the best, by the hour. He let's us know by the hour in case we forget he is the best. Then he says, that this is like Rosie O'Donell at a bi-sexual bridal shower. This metaphor says, what should Rosie O'Donnel be doing a Bi-sexual bridal shower when she is LESBIAN!. He says that it's like .. he doesn't even fit in here.. hes too good for them.

 

 

It ain't nothing to me mayn, I keep it forreal
Look at this little man, he been on the grill
See.. I'm The best, I told you that
This dude like that, he running from the cat

 

 

It's cool with Eli, He keeps it forreal!, then he goes on Envy, he calls him a little man and he says he been on the grill, saying he IS ROASTED allready.   Then Eli goes on and reminds us that he is the best.. he TOLDS us that. Then he goes on with Envy again.. he calls out his sexual orrentation. He says that dudes like him run from the cat (womans). (translation : Running form the pussy) Attack on his manhood..

 

 

Know, I messed up, but Imma stay on top.
They told me man, but you know, I never gonn Flop
Look at this dude.. he needs to stay in the shade
Ain't no wonder when he came out, he allready in the gay parade

 

 

Then Eli goes on and says he stays on top, even is he messes sometimes up. They reminded him about what happend, but you know... Eli will never flop. Then he goes on about Envy.. he says that he needs to stay in the shade.. he is darkness. Then he goes out that he left his shade.. and it's no wonder he allready marshin in the gay parade.. he better stay in the sade... where he belongs

 

 

I told you man, I got you roasted, Like ever!
You ain't know, but my rhymes, they straight up Clever

 

 

He got Envy roasted... like what?, he says LIKE EVER!. Then he goes on for those people who don't know yet that he is a lyrical genius, You ain't know.. but my rhymes.. they are STRAIGHT UP CLEVER

 

 

So you step down , from the pedestal
I'm the best man, you need to go the f#cking Detox

 

 

Pedestal (from French piedestal, Italian piedistallo, foot of a stall) is a term generally applied to the support of a statue or a vase.) Here Eli says that envy need to step off the pedestal, becouse Eli is the best.. and Envy needs to go the Detox, he reffers to his ill, he is gay, he needs to go to a gay detox.

 

 

 

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I think, personally that Eli is a genius, and that alot of people look at him on his outside. And never saw the genius lyrics he droped. Now I think we need to help him on FNF. Becouse if he didn't had this thing with his eyes (he is not Retard.) he whould be a big hiphop star. But the thing with his eyes, is only a good thing becouse he can focus on the inner.

Also they locked up his dad , he was so called a orphan for a long time. I think Wasalu should really reconsider to let Eli join the FNF family

Peace and blessings

ExTxW    PleaseEducateArrChildrenEveryday

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