1. I hope you buy a macbook and drop it as soon as it gets in your hands.
2. I hope all gym's in your area close down.
3. I hope you get gangbanged by 4 giraffes and a donkey.
4. I hope Rosie O'Donnell rapes you three times a day for the next 4 years.
5. I hope Nas disses you on Ether part 2.
6. I hope you marry mizz Lovely.
7. I hope you spill hot coffee all over yourself and suffer 3rd degree burns.
8. I hope you pass 10 kidney stones in 1 day.
9. I hope you wake up as 1 of the New Boyz tomorrow.
10. I hope a bus hits a puddle of aids and it splashed all over you as you're walking.
