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The Truth About The Cool-Dude

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    says: (29 Dec '09)

    Greetings Fellow Earthlings! Its is I....The Cool-Dude and I Have come to confess about actions that i am responsible for..

    So it goes like this....about 2 years ago I, Cool-Dude, engaged myself to the melodies of well-known artist Lupe Fiasco. It was then when i used too lip-sync or rather, i should say, 'speak of his words' while listening to his music, in the mirror (IM LIEING ABOUT THAT ONE) etc.

    Well, one day I believe it was daylight savings when the sun was at the peak of its resting point.

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COOL-DUDE's picture
on December 29, 2009

Greetings Fellow Earthlings! Its is I....The Cool-Dude and I Have come to confess about actions that i am responsible for..

So it goes like this....about 2 years ago I, Cool-Dude, engaged myself to the melodies of well-known artist Lupe Fiasco. It was then when i used too lip-sync or rather, i should say, 'speak of his words' while listening to his music, in the mirror (IM LIEING ABOUT THAT ONE) etc.

Well, one day I believe it was daylight savings when the sun was at the peak of its resting point. I, Cool-Dude, exchanged words with the opposite gender through a device rather known as the 'telephone'. The communication lead to us asking about our likes or dislikes, and I as a foolish person blurred out about rapping, so in the heat of the moment she was astounded from my great exposure of microphone ability which then evolved to a preformance for the female. And mind I say this is not the shocking point of the story people. Listen. After completely manipulating the girl, I suddenly came to a 'Post-trauma Attack' which lead my heart to beat a vast majority of seconds and lessen my chances of going back and correcting my mistake of fabrication. With no remorse, or no commitment of writing, I knew I had to surprise and really fasciante this women. There was no way out. There was no turning back. So I quickly and quietly went to find lyrics from 'Lupe Fiasco - Sunhine' because I knew this guy had it cut out for him from the get-go. With no sense of dignity. I had Plagerized Lupe Fiasco's - Sunshine to her over the phone claming that it was 'all for you', the first verse, I told her that the chorus was gonna go like this, and I think I did the second verse but I cant recall, I dont think so. I know, I know what a cowardly move. Since the pressure was so agonizing I had no choice to come clean for my actions. It was all good until I had confessed. I had felt her emotion of negativity and feeling of dissapointment through the phone cords. I had blew it. It was all gone, all of it down the drain. I told her the truth about where, who and what it came from and told her about Fiasco. Ever since then, I think she lost a bit of interest. We were only friends, it wasnt going anywhere. I think. 

MORAL: BE YOURSELF.

Hey what about you? Do you exaggerate? Have you ever told something that was a lie? Whether its with your partner, family, teacher, anything? No? Do you feel you need to come clean about yourself? Well, now is that time to express your views or let yourself free. Its just you, your words and the screen.

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dude the rosie the riveter shit is the "obvious" thing that u catch... thats what i call the "surface" of the meaning ...but what i said is in everyway true, you just have to do a little reading. otherwise you'll never catch it... "If you didn't catch me like coughin/coffin back when I said you can catch me like Rawlings, its cool, cause most cats that i bump into can't catch me that often..."
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...CONTINUED ok so i just read this book online... explains the entire dumb it down song along with half his other songs... READ IT!!!!!! you will shit your fuckin pants.... i almost did... it also proves my "GREEN" theory as well *****ANSWERS AWAIT***** http://books.google.com/books?id=6oQNAAAAYAAJ&dq=posie%27s+out+of+rings&printsec=frontcover&source=bl&ots=i2Fibw4AZ9&sig=LwRxMYubsKvt8ySX0DYHL8kVcLo&hl=en&ei=uhpIS-mfFo-0tgffv7HkDQ&sa=X&oi=book_result&ct=result&resnum=4&ved=0CBcQ6AEwAw#v=onepage&q=&f=false
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...CONTINUED K, so riverton is rosey = if Lupe is blinded right now, hes tim Fennigan state (knocked out, but not dead)... hes supplying the notes to the LIVING... saying riverton is ROSEY, meaning its NICE, this wonderful dream like state hes in is beautiful plus its where hes from... hes letting us know dreams are great and we should reflect them, but hes trying to say HEy im not dead DONT BURY ME! pockets FULL OF POSEYS given to his MOTHER, HE AWAKES at war (his battle, his mission against the bad of the industry)... UNTIL he can rest AT PEACE... POSEYS = i wish i could just copy and paste this article... if u need a link... i got it... but heres what this shit means... # POSIE: Variant spelling of English Posy, meaning both "bouquet, flower" and "(God) shall add (another son)." # POSY: English name derived from the flower name which originally meant "a line of VERSE engraved on the inner surface of a ring," but later acquired the meaning "bouquet, flower." Compare with another form of Posy. k the story goes... these rings held POETRY hidden inside the band, and the message was usually very philisophical or for love. the messages on the inside said "If i think my Wife is fair, what need other people care" (If Lupe knows on the inside his shits beatiful, he don't give a shit what others think about it) for the GIVERS (of love). or "You are full of pretty answers, have you not been aquainted with GOLDSMITHS' wives and conned them out of rings" ( Lupe trying to influence the HATER'S... con them out of bullshit because hes FULL OF PRETTY ANSWERS). they also are given to the wife as a means to "preserve life" and "banish strife"... POCKETS full of POSIES... his pockets contain the rings with hidden inscriptions to the LIVING, that tell them hes OK, his life will be preserved IF people can start TO RECOGNIZE whats hidden... ONLY THEN will Lupe WAKE up from his DREAM state (tim Fennigan)... wow you guys are ignorant if you doubt me... ...contin.
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WOW.... you guys still don't believe me huh... k let's dig deeper... i can go as deep as you want really... dont think hes talkin bout irish still... check THIS SHIT out... DUMB IT DOWN- "my iris/IRISH resides where my ears is, which means im blinded"..... "RIVERTON is ROSEY, pockets full of POSEYS, given to the mother of the deceased, AWAKEN at war til im restin in PEACE" ...By the 1870s, Mr. Bunn had sold many lots in the town to individuals but retained ownership of the mine and distillery. The mine was now known as the Western Coal & Mining Company and the distillery known as the Sangamon Company. The VILLAGE was incorporated in August 1873 and the name changed from Howlett to RIVERTON. The reason for the change resulted from a State requirement that an incorporated town not be named after an INDIVIDUAL. The population of the VILLAGE in the late 1870s was composed of mostly coal miners of IRISH descent.... .... Riverton is a village on the west side Illinois "Why Emcee?, Hey, I do it for my VILLAGE, the penin' is john Lennon, the beat is the Beatles..." "...so from the COAL car to the KABOOSE im felt, from the rear to the engineer... from the "L" to the underground railroad..." The town's formation is believed to have been caused by the construction of the Northern Cross Railroad. This RAILROAD was supposed to have run from the Illinois River to the boundary line with Indiana. Jamestown would have been located on this rail line... ...A large flouring milling was added to the distillery in 1866 and one of the county's first coal mines was started in the same year. Miners and workers for the distillery began to arrive in town. A business community of saloons, boarding houses, doctors and general stores developed.... ...K THERES THE FACTS NOW I WILL EXPLAIN IT ON THE NEXT MESSAGE.....
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Alright people....thats interesting, both had points... @cohbler your serious...i dont know if hes comparing it from a book and i also dont know about all of that green stuff either, or luck or trinity...cause i dont believe in that stuff..but we are all human if thats what you mean....but when it comes down to believing in the ONE...its meant to be said that you believe in ALLAH which is the arabic term for God and that you believe in him ALONE, who has no partners, or needs no certain help, who is the Almighty..All-Wise...All-Knowing ETC. which is not called trinity...other than that you good..nice little clip of freestyling there.. @Expo your serious...First off no offenece but make sure you put (Peace.Be.Upon.Him) whenever mentioning Prophet Muhammed (Peace.Be.Upon.Him) and im sure you also know that you also say (S.A.W) or (Peace.Be.Upon.Him) whenever you hear our beloved prophet, and also i had a question im guessing you follow the Prophet Muhammed (Peace.Be.Upon.Him)? or know of the Kalimah? lol just making sure... and nice point, im gonna be repping green alot more now inshallah...
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...CONTINUED and if you really honestly think im done there... give it up... I got a mind full of poison, a mouth FULL of F-LU, and a lung full of SARS.... fresh in my head and im ready to explain but i gotta work at 7a.m. so i gotta hit the sac... this will continue...
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...CONTINUED wow, k so obviously the advanced listeners will hear "puffer, passer, rusher, tackler, cuff her, or tag her"... its already cool cause Edmond Romel an author describes football as a simple game with a ball and rules, so if lupe is a "passer" yeah he gives up drugs but also he is the quarterback, he throws the ball he makes his team work together to WIN, cause all he knows how to do is WIN... read Edmond's article about it online and you'll get the point... and cuff her and tag her is related to "tagging" or graffiti, so he is getting "arrested" for is works of art because the police cant see that his grafitti is GOOD, BUT that shit is besides the point... ME I HEAR "RUSSIA, "ATTACKLER", COVER ORTEGA"... OHBABY... here goes... russia is mentioned in lots of his songs "cause if i was in RUSSIA, who knows how they'd do a hustler" or "cold as the winters in the UKRAINE, the appendages in chains"...Russia was involved with this guy "DANIEL ORTEGA" who's actually cuban, he hated the US government because they had secrets, like jimmy carter and reagan administration, so he did what he could to keep his people HAPPY by leading them with what he had. you'll have to read more about him... but when Lupe says hes much flyer, united, hes nasa... hes talkin about Ortega's mission.. Lupe's directing his voice to the UNITED STATES government, because heaven forbid we get a good president like JFK... "somebody's" gotta shoot him up in front of his wife. ATTACKLER = term in Fennigan's Wake... "Attackler and Adversary" is a story relating a tale framed by a dependency- demanding father god betraying the independent son god on the cross. The story of Abelbody is based on the premise that the real son of the god of this world was the arbitrary and violent Cain.... MEANING Lupe ain't about the christian trinity... hes about the trinity BEING "ONE"... shits deep as fuck man start doin some readin damnit, before you come at me and tell me im wrong... I KNOW MY SHIT.
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...CONTINUED wants to represent green because it can be positive, not negative. "see you sitten around wit fine round diamonds your pretty green eyed lady, hungry niggaz wanna peice of your pastery"... this is from the DEATH of the cool, hes saying once again money = GREED, but a pretty lady can have green eyes which is beautiful, but she cant see them because her eyes are reflecting the greed she is viewing. k im done now.... JUST KIDDING... lets switch over to MASTERED aka. "me and my sneakers"... obviously this song is gunna be fuckin serious judging by the beat and its name but people dont know half the shit hes flippin in it... ill go slow... "85 an hour, im ABOUT to take em backwards" k, well the fuckin dolorian cannot go back in time until it reaches 88MPH... HMMMM. whats 88-85... OHHH... 3... the trinity... i.e. fennigans wake the novel which talks about God-son-holyspirit being ONE thing. and if we ABOUT to go backwards then u know hes comin HARD... "now thats back to the essense/ES's, the freshest, prince is in your prescense, the uniform on backwards, the FNF ELEVEN" see whats really flowin right past ya is the fact that the essense is also the name of the website where you find F&L which is the good and the bad, but ALSO the ES's is a reference in Fennigan's wake meaning ES the symbol for the true God, the trinity all in ONE. the False god is referred to as TZTZ god... so damn right the freshest prince is present, oh your uniforms on backwards? the FNF is eleven... FF = 11, which is also the number for LUCK, shootin craps baby 7 and 11 me, "im tryna get TRIPLE 7's on my SLOT MACHINE" fuck yeah its game time baby... i dont think u ready for the next couple lines.. but, "supreme world attention gettin glistened, never resistant to anything non-pimpin or wacker, im much flyer, UNITED, im NASA, im much higher, not a puffer, I'm a PASSER... ...not a RUSHER/RUSSIA or a TACKLER/"ATTACKLER", I ain't gotta CUFF HER/COVER or TAG HER/ORTEGA..." oh boy..cnt.
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...CONTINUED the liquor is his way of describing his story. and when he finally awakes he realizes that life is beautiful and he knows he can make a difference in the world by telling his story using all the BAD shit he used to ignore and flip the script on the norm using the GOOD that he always had done, but just didnt know how to use it in a way that would make it to EVERYONE... "broadcasted from the masses to the masses from the antennas on top of the shrines" so i tell you THE STREETS ARE INDEED ON FIRE sir. so when he refers to "iris/IRISH resides where my ears is, which means im blinded". hes saying hes unconscious and chillin (chili, free chill) in the casket cause no one has woken up the BEAST ON THE MIC yet... NO ONE knows how AWESOME he is yet, cause the public is trapped behind the liquor still. the public cant see him, hes "blinded", or rather his "irish" is blinded because very few listeners know about the fennigan story and book, but its only a MATTER OF TIME before the public AWAKES mr. Lupe aka fennigan. then everyone will celebrate in a GOOD way. fuck no i'm not done... "some sharpened toothbrushes are holdin the trampolines cause some children "finna" leap"... FEN TA LEAP MOFO... "leap frog" is a learning program for kids to learn faster and have fun doing it. the leap froggers are going nuts because they just learned about FENNIGAN. so from now on the kids are certainly going to understand lupe's mission and lyrics WAY FASTER than your average listener, i mean fuck... that line is from TWILIGHT ZONE. his UNCONSCIOUS SONG FUCK NO IM NOT DONE.... the irish color is GREEN... which is also their symbol for LUCK, via 3-leaf clover... GREEN = also can equal bad things for americans, MONEY, WEED, DRUGS... "I like Go Yard bags and GREEN now-and-laters"... go green is about saving the earth, there is a yard-bag you can buy at the store called "go-green" yard trash bags... hes showing us that his style is like the IRISH, everyone now and later he...
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damn... that was a lot to take in... so let me try and cover this again.. First of all... I thank you for that input on the symbols for the cool, I did not know that he explain what they meant, BUT you are still not digging as deep as i am. I know things that are MIND-BOGGELING, to even the advanced Lupe listeners. what Lu says about the symbols is only the surface... hes covering up some DEEEEEP shit. Lupe says he got it "mastered"... well check this... i got uncovering his secrets MASTERED... you can not just agree with what he says in public cause half the time he has to be able to explain his mission via "comprehendable" words. Some people would have no fucking clue what he was talkin about if he really told em what he means. it would take days to explain his ideology, but check it... imma hit you with one peice of knowledge at a time and we can discuss it... so for today I will discuss more about fennigans wake... YES i realize he was never BAD... he just hung around the BAD, so he knows how it goes... and in "the cool"... the casket is filled with LIQUOR, not WHISKEY. LIQUOR = low class, brown bag, hobo's, cheap, several brands WHISKEY = expensive, particular brands, fine ingredients, special occasion, serious, Irish, water of life (meaning its what keeps the IRISH going... they drink a lot, its how they enjoy life) LUPE is trying to show that "my cool (michael) Young" history is just like Tim Fennigan. Lupe was just dealing with the bad situations he was around by ignoring them. but when Lupe goes unconscious like fennigan he realizes he wish he could do something about it, but he can't break away from dreaming until the whiskey/lquor is poured on him. like twilight zone... his mindstate rewinds wakes and fastfowards bullets making a beat line for his fate. the song is out of this world because its his unconscious thoughts when knocked out. he says its liquor though because his situation is related to the items i listed above about liquor...
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heres a short description of where fennigens wake came from. it was an irish story involving this guy named tim fennigan, but the book fennigans wake was based on this story... In the ballad, the hod-carrier Tim Finnegan, born "with a love for the liquor", falls from a ladder and is thought to be dead. The mourners at his wake become rowdy, and spill whiskey over Finnegan's corpse, causing him to come back to life and join in in the celebrations. Whiskey causes both Finnegan's fall and his resurrection—whiskey is derived from the Irish phrase uisce beatha (IPA: [?i?k?? ?b?ah?]), meaning "water of life". "Finnegan's Wake" is famous for providing the basis of James Joyce's final work, Finnegans Wake (1939), in which the comic resurrection of Tim Finnegan is employed as a symbol of the universal cycle of life. As whiskey, the "water of life", causes both Finnegan's death and resurrection in the ballad, so the word "wake" also represents both a passing (into death) and a rising (from sleep). Joyce removed the apostrophe in the title of his novel in order to suggest an active process in which a multiplicity of "Finnegans", that is, all members of humanity, fall and then wake and arise. WOW... now lets talk... think about "THE COOL"... the liquor filling the casket up... dumb it down... "Which means my iris resides where my ears is Which means I'm blinded" --- iris sure does sound like IRISH cause he meant it whiskey? water of life? think about it... lupe's old gangsta self dies out and he becomes CLEAN... BUT, he uses what he once knew as being bad to show that it can be good at the same time... i.e. he raps about bad things like drugs, hoes, guns, but he does it in a way thats positive BECAUSE he has a NEW LIFE, a POSITIVE life to lead... am i starting to make more sense now? how bout this one... (from lupe's twilight zone) "my mind state, rewinds ***WAKE'S***, and fast-fowards bullets, makin a BEAT-LINE for my FATE".... HOLY SHIT man, DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAAARR
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no i think im good now. cause Lupe is about to climb the summit in like 2 hours or something so i doubt hes worried about his community forums right now lol. its just been crazy the last couple of days with my good friends, because they know me so well, but they think im nuts about Lupe. but the thing is i don't even care because this shit is fun as hell talkin about lyrics and interpreting life from different points of view. its something i've never done before... Lupe's wordplay showed me how rap can be amazing and not flashy. with my intelligence level and a love for hip-hop music and lupes wordplay "format", I started rapping/writing... so when i finished writing my first ever peice, I rapped it back to myself, then dropped the paper and got scared... what i had just wrote was insanely good, i mean i wasnt sure if I could do it, but DAMN. so I took it to my roommate (who hates me by the way) and said yo... i wrote a rap and i wanna get an idea if its good or not (figured i'd test it on someone who despises me cause they would come into it with a negative attitude). after i rapped it, she was like "WHAT THE FUCK!!.... that shit is amazing! how did u come up with that?... go write some more, i wanna hear more, damn.." so then i wrote many many more and started rapping to the black guys at my work and at this restaurant i always go to down the street... after i finished, they were in silence. then this one guy says "yo, i got this cousin, he got a studio, and im SO SURE that you are gunna make it that i will PAY for your studio time.... so then i really started writing and now... the shit i have on paper at my house almost needs to be locked up thats how good it is. my wordplay is disqusting. i currently have one full song done and im workin on the 2nd, its about 3/4 done. my name is jayme... ...but you can call me MC-Squared. I'm here to stay
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LUPE, HUPE, BUPUPHE BANANA FANA TUPUPHE ME MY MO LUPE....LUPE!! still think im Lupe??
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Touche Cohbler my friend but unfourtunately..I am not Lupe Fiasco, i was laughing when you said that bro but thanks im gonna take that as a compliment..and i dont think you going crazy, it actually seems like you are suffering or at a stage of 'SKEPTIC-CIRCLOUSOSIS'...lollllll noo im just joking..no such thing i made that up, i dont know why i wrotre that but it seems to me that you perfectly normal, i actually did the same about Wasulu's life, lyrics ( but i dont think as much as you ) etc.... but i still dont understand why you think you going crazy? are you trying to find the truth? the literature you reading could be false becuase wikipedia is not a secured site and i would advise you if you looking into muslim ideology find a secured source or books to find what your looking for ( if you got any questions just give me a shout) ..as for the James Joyce book im gonna look into it...
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that was too long to read.
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All this blogging and information is starting to get to me. I feel like I am going crazy for some reason. but some of the things i have uncovered in the past few days reguarding Lupe seem like they could either be completely true or way the fuck off. My friends think im crazy and its pissing me off cause I don't have an explanation for them. Honestly "cool-dude", My state of mind is telling me that you are Wasalu in disquise. there is no reason for going into so much detail about daylight savings time in your story... and from the literature ive been reading i know that your views of daylight savings time are negative. daylight savings involves shifting time, but what we perceive as being time is really a concept in itself. shifting clocks back and forth to allow daylight for a "business perspective" is only possible because time itself is man-made.... the point is we do what everyone else tells us to do because we can't see the other side to it. SO, if you are not Wasalu and you are just some random person... then my mind is probably going to explode and you probably think im retarted just like everyone else has. want to play a game? how bout' you get in my zone. heres a list of literature ive read in the past few weeks... -shit loads of lupe lyrics (and ive come to the conclusion that no one knows what hes truly saying because I catch waayyy more than what people have written down on sites) -james joyce's Fennigens wake -daniel ortega wikipedia -F&L website in which i click a "louis vuitton" box and theres more hidden literature. Most are stories about good life and the scary part is "Lupe" talks about a lot of these topics in his songs -Muslim ideology wikipedia -German war dude.. his last name is Rommel. -cant remember the site but another guy with the last name spelled "Romel" has articles which CLEARLY relate to tons of "Lupe's" lyrics -and finally EVERYTHING about Wasalu's life, including interviews, biographies, etc. am i crazy?
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Lmao, nice save and great job on telling the truth, no sarcasm. I'm surprised though, a lot of girls would be flattered, though that all depends on how you decide to tell them the truth. I personally would've found a way to joke it off, saying that I was just playing around, telling her whose lyrics they were, and then even switch it around and say "I had you going for a minute there" with a chuckle at the end, you could've saved yourself from divebombing bro, lol. As for me, yea I've done my fair share of lying, only because for most of my life, I've lived my life for everyone else, so when I finally started trying to live my life for me, no one was ok with it. It was out of the norm to them, so whenever I wanted to do something I enjoyed and somebody else came to me with something, expecting me to drop my interests for theirs, I would fabricate some story, feeling horrible about it the whole time (I wasn't quite used to the feeling of enjoying the things I liked to do yet) and go off and handle my business. Eventually I grew into it, came out and told the truth, to which I found some dislike, which I responded with a few "Fuck you, I'm not your slave"-ish remarks, and now, people understand that if I do something for them, likely, it's to make me happy, which works for them, because at the end of the day, I still enjoy pleasing people, they just know I'm not about fulfill their life goals for them. And now, life is good, lol.