How not to get roasted.

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    How not to get roasted.
    Capt
    says: (10 Dec '09)

    usually my roastee's (roast victims) are not giving the chance to explain themselves, they just get ate alive!

    i thought i'll just post some little tips on how not to get roasted.. follow these steps and you will be roast free.. (unless i get bored).. *clears throat*

     

    1. dont post a topic on who lu should collab with... f**k what u think, basically

    2.  the "the lilwayne vs lu" post.. grounds for automatic roast'

    3. Being a crazy fan... yes, ur gonna get it

    4. asking lupe direct questions like.."hey lu, whats ur favorite pizza topping" LMAO.. automatic super roast

    5. if ur name is Oloni..

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Capt's picture
Submitted by Capt
on December 10, 2009

usually my roastee's (roast victims) are not giving the chance to explain themselves, they just get ate alive!

i thought i'll just post some little tips on how not to get roasted.. follow these steps and you will be roast free.. (unless i get bored).. *clears throat*

 

1. dont post a topic on who lu should collab with... f**k what u think, basically

2.  the "the lilwayne vs lu" post.. grounds for automatic roast'

3. Being a crazy fan... yes, ur gonna get it

4. asking lupe direct questions like.."hey lu, whats ur favorite pizza topping" LMAO.. automatic super roast

5. if ur name is Oloni.. automatic roast.

6. catching feelings... super automatic roast

7. still making post about the LUPend album lmao.. roasted

8. asking about CRS.. roast

thank you. have a terrible day.

 

oh and rhymstyle.. i hope u wake up next to 3 horny gay werewolves from soloar midnight

 

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Ibis Thoth's picture

December 11, 2009 — Ibis Thoth
Constructive criticism is the best kind of advice one can give. You are a genius Capt ;).
Busy's picture

December 11, 2009 — Busy
approved.
9Lives's picture

December 11, 2009 — 9Lives
LMAO! You know this is just tempting us to do something on this list. XD And now we wait....................
Rhymestyle's picture

December 11, 2009 — Rhymestyle
lmao ROD got mad..
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
i ain't mad at shit...if i wanna roast an overcooked swine looking motherfucker i will... FAIL
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
my fault LM_WFC u right
Lm_wfc's picture

December 10, 2009 — Lm_wfc
rod - you need to stop with this graphic homo erotic shit or somone will start thinking you're some sort of in the closet turd-burgler
AWil's picture

December 10, 2009 — AWil
i ain't mad at shit...if i wanna roast an overcooked swine looking motherfucker i will...
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
awil take capt dick out ur mouth jo...before he bust lol
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
lol awil u mad cause im comin at ur boyfriend. what yall fucking gayass niggas.
Oloni_2's picture

December 10, 2009 — Oloni_2
OMGOD LMFAOOOOOOO PWNEDDDD IM ACTUALLY WETTING MYSELF HE SAID "ol my hair line is "loookin in the skyyyyyyyy" like the shining down chorus lookin ass" LOOOOOOOOOL
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
u actually made time to do this lol like wat life u got.
AWil's picture

December 10, 2009 — AWil
lol...this nigga Rod arrowhead ass dome head looking like it's boutta hatch ass nigga bishop g's son looking ass nigga why your nose look like it whistles when you inhale? and ya hairline look like they just put a bowl on your head and trimmed
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
a u lame jo lol
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
a guess wat..... i surely get more girls than.
Capt's picture

December 10, 2009 — Capt
yo ROD189 ohhhhhhhhhhhh goshhhhhh.. this fool.. roast time!!!1 look at that picccccc!!!!! ol i dream of genie lookin ass ol 3 for $20 cheap ass walmart polo wearin ass ol pointed cone head dome havin ass ol no neck havin ass ol doug funnie nose havin ass ol i wanna see lu girl lookin ass ol original black power ranger lookin ass ol left cheek swole lookin ass ol this is my sexy pose with my one hand behind my back lookin ass ol my hair line is "loookin in the skyyyyyyyy" like the shining down chorus lookin ass
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
what u mean? lol
Oloni_2's picture

December 10, 2009 — Oloni_2
ROD189 I wouldnt if i were you lol
Rod189's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rod189
capt y do u come on here....and do u got a life from the computer.
nIANja909's picture

December 10, 2009 — nIANja909
9. At any moment during a discussion, inferring that Lupe "Goes over so many peoples heads" and or is "Underrated"
Oloni_2's picture

December 10, 2009 — Oloni_2
what can I say. . being pretty makes anonymous (AWIL). . people hate.
Rhymestyle's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rhymestyle
LMAO!!! This turned from an assault on Capt asshole to an attack oloni session hahaahha
AWil's picture

December 10, 2009 — AWil
you don't know shit Oloni...i use my left hand miss know it all.
Oloni_2's picture

December 10, 2009 — Oloni_2
AWIL you dick cheese . . . . . please remove your right hand from your dick and read what you write before posting. .
Rhymestyle's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rhymestyle
LOL I mean I can name a few girls who will make you wanna kill yoself when they start talking.. LOL!!!!
AWil's picture

December 10, 2009 — AWil
we you swallow the contents of busy's left and right testicles
Oloni_2's picture

December 10, 2009 — Oloni_2
LMAO youre such a liar. . . and your statistics are so wrong. . rhymestlye just cus you hold a fork to people in your filthy house to listen to your show over and over and over again doesnt make you your show >mine. . remember im pretty and I have an accent i win you lose-Nicki Minaj
Oloni_2's picture

December 10, 2009 — Oloni_2
Awil suck busys left testicle please.
AWil's picture

December 10, 2009 — AWil
if i can just interject for a second...you both suck?
Rhymestyle's picture

December 10, 2009 — Rhymestyle
My show had 2000+ subscribers, your vlog had negative 100 KILL YOSELF loooool

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