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How not to get roasted.

  • Capt's picture
    says: (10 Dec '09)

    usually my roastee's (roast victims) are not giving the chance to explain themselves, they just get ate alive!

    i thought i'll just post some little tips on how not to get roasted.. follow these steps and you will be roast free.. (unless i get bored).. *clears throat*

     

    1. dont post a topic on who lu should collab with... f**k what u think, basically

    2.  the "the lilwayne vs lu" post.. grounds for automatic roast'

    3. Being a crazy fan... yes, ur gonna get it

    4. asking lupe direct questions like.."hey lu, whats ur favorite pizza topping" LMAO.. automatic super roast

    5. if ur name is Oloni..

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Capt's picture
on December 10, 2009

usually my roastee's (roast victims) are not giving the chance to explain themselves, they just get ate alive!

i thought i'll just post some little tips on how not to get roasted.. follow these steps and you will be roast free.. (unless i get bored).. *clears throat*

 

1. dont post a topic on who lu should collab with... f**k what u think, basically

2.  the "the lilwayne vs lu" post.. grounds for automatic roast'

3. Being a crazy fan... yes, ur gonna get it

4. asking lupe direct questions like.."hey lu, whats ur favorite pizza topping" LMAO.. automatic super roast

5. if ur name is Oloni.. automatic roast.

6. catching feelings... super automatic roast

7. still making post about the LUPend album lmao.. roasted

8. asking about CRS.. roast

thank you. have a terrible day.

 

oh and rhymstyle.. i hope u wake up next to 3 horny gay werewolves from soloar midnight

 

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Ibis Thoth's picture

Constructive criticism is the best kind of advice one can give. You are a genius Capt ;).
Busy's picture

approved.
9Lives's picture

LMAO! You know this is just tempting us to do something on this list. XD And now we wait....................
Rhymestyle's picture

lmao ROD got mad..
Rod189's picture

i ain't mad at shit...if i wanna roast an overcooked swine looking motherfucker i will... FAIL
Rod189's picture

my fault LM_WFC u right
Lm_wfc's picture

rod - you need to stop with this graphic homo erotic shit or somone will start thinking you're some sort of in the closet turd-burgler
AWil's picture

i ain't mad at shit...if i wanna roast an overcooked swine looking motherfucker i will...
Rod189's picture

awil take capt dick out ur mouth jo...before he bust lol
Rod189's picture

lol awil u mad cause im comin at ur boyfriend. what yall fucking gayass niggas.
Oloni_2's picture

OMGOD LMFAOOOOOOO PWNEDDDD IM ACTUALLY WETTING MYSELF HE SAID "ol my hair line is "loookin in the skyyyyyyyy" like the shining down chorus lookin ass" LOOOOOOOOOL
Rod189's picture

u actually made time to do this lol like wat life u got.
AWil's picture

lol...this nigga Rod arrowhead ass dome head looking like it's boutta hatch ass nigga bishop g's son looking ass nigga why your nose look like it whistles when you inhale? and ya hairline look like they just put a bowl on your head and trimmed
Rod189's picture

a u lame jo lol
Rod189's picture

a guess wat..... i surely get more girls than.
Capt's picture

yo ROD189 ohhhhhhhhhhhh goshhhhhh.. this fool.. roast time!!!1 look at that picccccc!!!!! ol i dream of genie lookin ass ol 3 for $20 cheap ass walmart polo wearin ass ol pointed cone head dome havin ass ol no neck havin ass ol doug funnie nose havin ass ol i wanna see lu girl lookin ass ol original black power ranger lookin ass ol left cheek swole lookin ass ol this is my sexy pose with my one hand behind my back lookin ass ol my hair line is "loookin in the skyyyyyyyy" like the shining down chorus lookin ass
Rod189's picture

what u mean? lol
Oloni_2's picture

ROD189 I wouldnt if i were you lol
Rod189's picture

capt y do u come on here....and do u got a life from the computer.
nIANja909's picture

9. At any moment during a discussion, inferring that Lupe "Goes over so many peoples heads" and or is "Underrated"
Oloni_2's picture

what can I say. . being pretty makes anonymous (AWIL). . people hate.
Rhymestyle's picture

LMAO!!! This turned from an assault on Capt asshole to an attack oloni session hahaahha
AWil's picture

you don't know shit Oloni...i use my left hand miss know it all.
Oloni_2's picture

AWIL you dick cheese . . . . . please remove your right hand from your dick and read what you write before posting. .
Rhymestyle's picture

LOL I mean I can name a few girls who will make you wanna kill yoself when they start talking.. LOL!!!!
AWil's picture

we you swallow the contents of busy's left and right testicles
Oloni_2's picture

LMAO youre such a liar. . . and your statistics are so wrong. . rhymestlye just cus you hold a fork to people in your filthy house to listen to your show over and over and over again doesnt make you your show >mine. . remember im pretty and I have an accent i win you lose-Nicki Minaj
Oloni_2's picture

Awil suck busys left testicle please.
AWil's picture

if i can just interject for a second...you both suck?
Rhymestyle's picture

My show had 2000+ subscribers, your vlog had negative 100 KILL YOSELF loooool

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